Sunday, 18 December 2011

How To Make Money – Top 23 Ways To Make Money Online




Do you want to make money online? Worried about online scams? Sick and tired of all the hype-filled “make money online” programs that are out there?

Are you ready to bypass all that and find out what really works and what doesn’t?

It’s not always easy to spot the good from the bad, but we’re here to give a helping hand. Let’s quickly analyze the top 24 most popular ways to make money online. Who knows maybe next week you’ll have some extra cash in pocket.



1.Blogging

If you have a particular passion for something, whether it's a hobby or an obsession, and you have something to say about it, blogging could be a profitable way to pour out your endless stream of thought. The key here, as with many other services on the Internet, is in selling advertising.


After starting up a personal blog, many writers sign up for ad services like Google AdSense, which post those familiar sponsored links you often see at the top and on the sides of Web sites. The more times your blog readers click on those ads, the more money you'll make through the ad service. This works fine if you're a casual blogger, and you may make some extra spending money. But if the blog is consistently interesting, well-written and really takes off, you may be approached by companies who want to reach your fan base with graphical advertising around your blog. Some of the more successful blogs, like I Can Has Cheezburger? and Boing Boing, have become pop-culture phenomena, and their creators have been able to quit their day jobs and blog full time because of the money they make from advertisers.

2. Designing and Selling T-shirts


As you walk around most high school and college campuses, you're likely to come into contact with lots of words. But it won't be material from textbooks or term papers -- those are probably in backpacks or sitting unfinished at home. Instead, they're the simple phrases or logos -- most of which are ironic or amusing -- printed on the T-shirts on the backs of the students.

Usually, the more unique and offbeat the design is, the more desirable the T-shirt is. The growth of the Internet has made it possible for vendors to sell T-shirts all over the world. In fact, sites like CafePress.com and SpreadShirt.com allow you to set up your own store, create your own designs and sell them yourself. If you create your own shirt design with a clever catchphrase or come up with your own unique statement and people like it, you can start making money.




3. Sell stuff on eBay.

Start by selling your own extra stuff. Then, once you get a feel for selling your extra stuff, go door-to-door in nicer neighborhoods in your town. Develop an eye for what will sell and what won’t (old laptops, for instance, could be a gold mine–if you know how to format them to get rid of the previous owner’s personal data.) Sign a contract where you take 25-30% (or more) of the gross sale. Your customers will be happy to get cash for their old junk, and you’ll make some good money selling other people’s stuff. eBay

4. Become a freelance article writer.

It may not pay well, but there is a growing demand for this. Write 200-300 word articles and submit them to article directories. Potential clients include bloggers, marketers, and small businesses. You can write articles in a niche in batches and sell them as a package to one or more clients, or you can offer your services for hire per word or article and let your client give you direction. A foundation of keyword research is important to succeed at this job (unless you’re just taking direction from a client), but keyword research is learnable.

5. Write articles for magazines or other publications.

If you have a background in journalism, or just a passion for it, you can try your hand at submitting articles to publications. Don’t just randomly fire off articles, however; have a plan and, preferably, a contact at the publication you wish to submit to. The good news is that there are publications in pretty much any niche you can think of. To see some publications that are hiring, visit Online Writing Jobs, PoeWar Freelance Jobs, and Writing.com.


6. Transcribe audio files.

An easy job; doesn’t pay well, but also a quick way to make some money. Sign up on eLance or oDesk to start, and/or advertise your services in entrepreneur forums. Requires good hearing and a good command of the English language. You may also want to invest in a foot pedal if you plan to transcribe often. Make sure you know how to transcribe interviews before you start your first job.

7. Become a virtual assistant (VA).

There are entire books written on how to become a virtual assistant, so this job is definitely worthy of more research. My advice: Focus on one niche (I just hired Lisa Morosky of VA for Bloggers, for instance.) Also, reach out to potential customers directly and let them know what you can do for them instead of hitting up freelance web sites. Finally, you may want to consider resources such as AssistU, which provides training for up-and-coming virtual assistants.


8. Write articles on eHow.com.

If you understand the basics of keyword research, you can make a good monthly income from eHow. eHow pays you a percentage of the ad revenue they make from each “How to” article you create. You can crank out a few articles a day with relative ease. Try this for a month; assuming your article titles match up with what people are searching for in Google, you can make a significant income. The great news is that you write your articles once and get paid month after month. I’ve seen figures of $100-$150/month for 30 articles. Make money writing for eHow.com.

9. Do some videos to promote affiliate products.

Enjoy making silly videos? Even short, silly videos can sell products online. Find an product worth promoting that has an affiliate program, then target your video toward potential customers of that product. In your video summary on YouTube, place your affiliate link for the product, and after the video, do a 30-second still frame showing a short URL where people can buy the product. If your video is funny, informative, or useful, you may sell some products. Big tip: Try to promote a product that makes you a fair amount of money for each sale, but doesn’t cost a whole lot for the potential customer. You can find products on Commission Junction, for one.

10. Write an ebook targeted to people who need help.

Alexis Dawes created a product called “Desperate Buyers Only”. I interview her for an upcoming case study on Inspiring Innovators, where she mentions that she is able to make up to $97 from ebooks as small as 12 pages. The key? Finding people who are incredibly desperate for the information you provide and then doing good research to find a real solution to their problems. The result? Happy customers whose problem is solved, and money for you — a win-win situation! Caveat: It may be tough to find a real desperate buyer niche (Alexis reveals some in her case study). Here are some hints: When were you last in a situation where information would have either saved you a lot of money or a lot of pain? Has someone else close to you been in a situation where they could have used information to avert pain? Think legal, medical, and financial niches.

11. Build a small niche website.



Yes, you can make money online.I run a few small niche websites. For instance, How to Convert PDF is a tiny site that has free videos on how to convert other types of documents into PDF format. It sells a piece of software called PDF Creator, and I make a few dollars every time someone buys from that site. I promoted the site using pay-per-click ads and it was profitable. Don’t copy me directly, but do find the intersection of people needing help and a tool, ebook, or software program that will help them fix their problem. Then, create a website designed to get them to buy it!

12. Help local businesses develop an online presence.

Local businesses are struggling. Many have websites, but aren’t getting any results from them. Others don’t have websites at all. You can help by learning search engine optimization, how to set up an email list, and more, and then implementing these for local businesses. If you typically hang around geeks, web marketers, or the Web 2.0 crowd, you may be surprised how many business owners are 10 years (or more) behind you! If you can deliver results, business owners will happily pay. Find customers by going door-to-door.

13. Learn WordPress, then offer to install plugins and upgrade it.

I hired David from Web Geek 4 Hire to upgrade my blogs and install new WordPress plugins. He charges $5 to upgrade a plugin…great for him, since most plugins only take a few minutes to upgrade, and great for me, since if anything breaks, David gets to clean up the mess! You can make this a full time position; there is a ton of demand for these services. Find customers by contacting bloggers directly. Get references from bloggers who understand the value of outsourcing these tasks.


14. Become the go-to person for installations of a particular piece of software.

Anything from Amember to Quickbooks is fair game here. In the hosting industry, iDevAffiliate and Plesk Billing were the pieces of software we would have paid a lot of money to have someone else deal with. The more niche and more complex/annoying/frustrating the software, the better! Even if the software company offers free installation, you can make hundreds or thousands of dollars training business owners or their employees on its usage. Focus on one piece of software and become the trusted expert. Create videos and tutorials using screencast software like Camtasia to increase your profitability; this may also lead into a niche product that you can sell. (Amember offers “free installation”, but it took my boyfriend and I over 10 hours to configure it properly. That’s definitely something I would outsource next time!)


15. Interview other people and sell the interviews.

I experimented with this in 2008 and made over $800 from one interview. The key here is to understand a pain point that people are experiencing, interview an expert, and ask the expert the questions that the people experiencing the problem are having. Then create a small website and sell the interview. There’s more to this, including having good copywriting skills so your website sells the interview well, and knowing where to advertise, so don’t expect to immediately pull in hundreds of dollars. That said, it’s a neat way to quickly create a product. Get the interviews transcribed, then string a few interviews in the same industry together as a membership site or bundle that you can sell for more money.

16. Become a freelance “web geek.”

From configuring a shopping cart to installing and tweaking blog themes, there are virtually unlimited projects out there for geeks who enjoy working with small business owners to get them up and running online. Find people looking for web geeks on the Warrior Forum or other places where entrepreneurs gather.

17. Enter logo and design contests.

Fancy yourself a good designer? Try your hand at creating a logo or other design that a company loves! 99 Designs is the most popular marketplace. Beware, however; you won’t get paid unless your logo wins against many others, which makes many designers unhappy. In my opinion, this is a great way for a budding designer to build a portfolio and learn quickly what clients love.


18. Create Twitter backgrounds and e-covers.

Competition is stiff, but if you are a savvy designer, this is a good way to pick up extra dollars. Even better, if you are an artist, this is a good way to make your art skills pay off. Consider that every design will need to have a reason why the customer should buy the book or follow that person on Twitter to have a real impact. Twitter backgrounds, in particular, are in hot demand right now. For measurements and caveats of Twitter backgrounds, read “How to create your own Twitter background.”

19. Submit websites or blog posts to social media websites.

Not very exciting work, but in high demand from bloggers and small businesses. This involves setting up accounts on all of the social bookmarking services and then bookmarking your clients’ websites or latest blog posts to help them get more traffic. You may be competing against software that does this, but in many folks’ opinions, it’s better to have a real person do it. Even better is if you can goose your accounts with plenty of friends and become a star on a few of the services; then every site you bookmark has higher credibility and you can charge more. To get an idea of the social media sites you will need to sign up for, start at socialmarker.com.

20. Edit audio for others.

This is something that is fairly easy to learn and also in high demand. On Windows, one good program to edit audio is Sony Sound Forge. I use Sound Forge Audio Studio, but if you are doing this professionally, you might consider the upgrade to Sound Forge 9. Get the hang of editing out “um”s and “ah”s from audio. Even better is understanding the “flow” of an interview conversation and editing out portions that don’t make sense. Finally, learning to find and add intro music really gives podcasts that professional touch. Advertise your services on oDesk or eLance. I pay people to do this for the podcasts I am setting up on Inspiring Innovators, and it’s a job that can definitely be done from your house.


21. Amazon’s Mechanical Turk.

Mechanical Turk is a great way to make some extra cash. You probably won’t make much more than a few dollars an hour, but it’s also dead simple to complete many of the tasks. Most tasks take less than a minute to complete and pay a few pennies. If you do a lot of MTurk, it could add up to at least some fun spending money. Sign up for free, then complete qualifications to earn access to higher-paying tasks.


22. Sell stock photos.

iStockPhoto is just one site that allows you to sell stock photos; there are others. Before you decide to go crazy and upload your whole album, take note of what’s selling well and try your hand at doing something similar. iStockPhoto also works for those who know how to render images; some of their most popular images were created on a computer! Have three killer stock photos ready for iStockPhoto’s inspection; they will want them when you sign up.


23: Domain Name Flipping


Based on luck, strategy and business savvy, domain name flipping can be one of the more lucrative ways to earn a living online. The term comes from the real estate trick that involves buying old, undervalued houses, fixing them up to make them more attractive and modern-looking and selling them for a much higher price.

In this case, the old and outdated place is not a house, but rather a domain name -- the main address for a Web page. With a little bit of searching, dedicated domain flippers locate unused, poorly maintained Web sites that have generic and recognizable identifiers and buy them. They usually pay a few hundred or even a few thousand dollars, but after extensive updates that make the site more business- and user-friendly, the domain name can fetch several times more than it was originally worth. The domain bird-cage.com, for instance, was bought for a mere $1,800 in 2005 -- after a redesign two years later, the site was sold for $173,000 to a bird cage vendor.


Sheet Music Plus Rock

Katie Melua - The Closest Thing to Crazy

"The Closest Thing to Crazy" is the debut single of Georgia-born songstress Katie Melua. It is featured on her hugely successful album, Call Off the Search. The song appeared first in 1995 on Mike Batt's album Arabesque.

The single was originally due out in January 2004, but was released a month early in an attempt by Terry Wogan to make it that year’s Christmas number one in the UK. The single reached only number ten in the UK charts, however owing to the success of the album reaching number one it helped the song climb back into the top 20 during the January and February period, and resulted in obtaining Katie's first nomination for the annual The Record of the Year prize on ITV1.


How can I think I'm standing strong,
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery feel so sweet?
How can you let me watch you sleep,
Then break my dreams the way you do?
How can I have got in so deep?
Why did I fall in love with you?

[CHORUS:]
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling twenty-two, acting seventeen,
This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever known,
I was never crazy on my own...
And now I know that there's a link between the two,
Being close to craziness and being close to you.

How can you make me fall apart
Then break my fall with loving lies?
It's so easy to break a heart;
It's so easy to close your eyes.
How can you treat me like a child
Yet like a child I yearn for you?
How can anyone feel so wild?
How can anyone feel so blue?

[CHORUS]

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Adele - Set Fire to the Rain

"Set Fire to the Rain" is a song by Adele from her second studio album 21. It was released as the second single from the album in Europe. It was released as the third single in the United Kingdom on 4 July 2011, where the song has peaked at number 11. The song has peaked at number one in Belgium, Poland, the Netherlands and the Czech Republic. The song has charted within the top 10 of Austria, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, New Zealand, Norway, Switzerland and United States. "Set Fire to the Rain" was released on 21 November 2011 as 21's third official single in the United States.




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Japanese automaker Honda began destroying more than 1,000 cars in Thailand to reassure customers that no vehicles damaged in the country's recent flood crisis will ever be sold.

The scrapping process at Honda's plant in the central province of Ayutthaya is expected to take one month, the company said in a statement.

The plant is located in the Rojana Industrial Park, where heavy flooding in early October brought production to a halt and aerial pictures showed hundreds of new cars submerged in muddy water.

"While we were able to relocate many new cars that were awaiting shipment to a safe area, 1,055 vehicles that remained in the plant were finally damaged by the flood," said Pitak Pruittisarikorn, executive vice president of Honda Automobile Thailand.
"We will not sell any of the damaged cars to customers, or sell or reuse any of the parts," he added.

Most of the cars to be scrapped are mid-sized City sedans and Brio and Jazz hatchbacks. Production has yet to resume at the factory.





This aerial picture shows cars submerged in floodwaters at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok.




This aerial picture shows damaged dried up cars after floodwaters receded at a Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok.









Honda Automobile (Thailand) has kicked off a major program to scrap a total of 1055 cars that were affected by the flood in its plant in central Thailand, the company announced on Tuesday(27th December 2011).

The cars included 217 units of Brio, 213 units of Jazz, 353 units of City, 150 units of Civic, 91 units of Accord, 30 units of CR-V and 1 unit of Freed.

"We made every effort to protect our plant, but with the massive amount of flood water.. 1055 vehicles that remained in the plant were finally damaged by the flood," Pitak Pruittisarikorn, executive vice president of Honda Thailand, told a press conference.

On-site demonstrations showed that the specialist workers hired by Honda to dismantle the cars first, drain the remaining liquids from the engine and then dissemble the car by delicate steps. Finally, the skeleton of the car was lifted by a crane into a gigantic mobile pressing machine which turned it into a compressed cube for recycling purposes.

According to Pitak, the process of scrapping the cars, which is expected to be finished within one month, had stringent controls to ensure that it was done in an environmentally- responsible way.

The program was a reflection of Honda's commitment to delivering the "highest quality" to its customers, Pitak added, " We will not sell any of the damaged cars to customers, or reuse any of the parts".

To ensure transparency, the vehicle identification numbers of all the cars will be made public on the website of Honda (Thailand) .





Close up picture of Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok after floods subsided.





Workers at Honda car factory outside the ancient Thai capital of Ayutthaya, north of Bangkok inspecting flood damaged cars.




Video below shows how Honda Thailand factory cleans up and scrapped all irreparable damaged cars to restore customer confidence.

220 ways to annoy your teacher.

1.repeatedly ask why for every statement he/she says. (even stuff like "yes you may use the bathroom)
2. make small noises (i.e. whistles, rasberrys, etc,) then scream name of either handicapped child or teacher himself,
3.answer questions you don't have the answer to with smartass replies ("i can not define the value of x further, as it would go against my religion to prove the existence of the holy x")
4.bs the answers. go into argument over tiny details, like if the fortress da vinci designed would shield against a dragon when discussing the rennessaince,
5. write illegibly
6. if failed, claim discrimination against midgets and/or fans of "glee".)
7.get the paper wet.
8.use an incredibly light pencil.
9. say an incredibly inflamitory statement like "all indians are gay and kill cats" then call teacher naive for any objections.
10. spell everything wrong.
11. answer each question with a type of cheese.
12.defecate on the test paper.
13. include photoshopped picture of teacher hugging kim jong il,
14.#11, but with backstreet boys songs.
15.unscrew one table leg crossbeam on each class table.
16. make sculpture out of textbooks, scream an call teacher a philistine for putting it down.
17. demand to be called by name "jew puncher"
18. use construction paper same color of ink your using.
19.trip any and all handicapped kids.
20. get perfect score then fart on her desk.
  • Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.



  • 21. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
    22. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.
    23. Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
    24. Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
    25. Come to class leading a horse or camel. When asked to turn in the paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoot the horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
    26. Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear. Say that Worf is Ophelia.
    27. Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in Germany caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
    28. Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
    29. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
    30. Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you had to say.
    31. Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.
    32. If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
    33. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.
    34. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.
    35. Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera- style, and hand that in.
    36. Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks [(for example), an interesting one: the colon_] but never ever end the sentence {[_-|/??!]}.
    37. Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty Python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
    38. On the day the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until the prof throws you out.
    39. Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on the way to class, your dropped it in the street and it got run over by one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
    40. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
    41. Poke several holes in the paper. Say that you were mobbed by crows on the way to class.
    42. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that was all the paper you had.
    43. Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
    44. Pwetend you have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew you weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
    45. Refer to all prominant historical figures by nicknames. For example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
    46. Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments.
    47. Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that you wrote it in a bar so that you could see "sociology in action."
    48. Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the picture as a resource.
    49. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
    50. Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
    51. TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
    52. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.
    53. The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that you can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist that General Schwarzkopf says you should get an 'A'.
    54. Turn in a letter you wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts you about it, say that you must have gotten the letter and the paper mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as you get it back, but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while.(This is a nifty way to get an extension.)
    55. Turn the paper in by making paper airplanes out of the pages of the paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
    56. Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original.
    57. Use a forklift to bring your paper to class, even if it's only a few pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
    58. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
    59. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
    60. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used nunchakus or katanas.
    61. Write about whether Plato would have said that Miller Light is "less filling" or that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers' reactions to Spuds McKensie.
    62. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professor's door.
    63. Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you were trying to get the feel for the period.
    64. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.
    65. Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might cause a person to prefer anchovies.
    66 When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
    67 When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
    68 When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
    69 When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
    70 If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
    71 Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
    72 Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
    73 Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
    74 Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
    75 . Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
    76 Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
    77 Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
    78 While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
    79 When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
    80 Roll your pencil across the desk.
    81 Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals.
    82 Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
    83 Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
    84 Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
    85 . Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.
    86 Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
    87 When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food.
    88 Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
    89 Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
    90 Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
    91 When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
    92 Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
    93 Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
    94 Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
    95 . Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
    96 Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
    97 When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout “I know, I know!”
    98 When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
    99 Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
    100 Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
    101 Make basket shots with every paper you want to throw away. Extra points if you get a basket.
    102 When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know.
    103 When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
    104 When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells you to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
    105 . When the teacher calls on you say “finally”—Even if you where picked first.
    106 Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
    107 For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures you can find.
    108 Whistle while you work.
    109 Never seem to listen to directions.
    110 Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
    111 Comb, brush, or braid your hair in class.
    112 Bring a lizard, mouse, rat, exedra into class. “Accidentally” let it lose. Extra points if the teacher screams like a little girl.
    113 Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
    114 Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
    115 . Laugh out loud for no reason.
    116 Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
    117 Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
    118 After everything your teacher says say “That’s what you think”.
    119 If you have a substitute teacher, ask you and your friends to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
    120 Track sand into the classroom by “accident”.
    121 Keep dropping your pencil.
    122 Call her “grandma”.
    123 Call him “grandpa”
    124 Throw lots of spit wads.
    125 . Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming you were actually nice”.
    126 After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
    127 Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book.
    128 After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
    129 After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
    130 Make up humorous excuses for being late.
    131 Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late.
    132 Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time you finished something. Anything.
    133 Annoy Ms. Thompson. AT ALL COST.
    134 If Mr. Corley walks by, whistle innocently, and when he turns his back, run fast.
    135 . Make animal shows on projector.
    136 Read your math book when you are supposed to be reading history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
    137 Read comic books hidden in your text books.
    138 Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your heart and say “WOW!”
    139 Ask the same question the teacher just finished answering minutes ago.
    140 Knock a heavy text book off your desk again…and again…and again….and again….
    141 Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
    142 Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
    143 Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing minutes later to annoy your teacher.
    144 Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
    145 . Read out loud during silent reading time.
    146 Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
    147 Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
    148 Write stupid questions on your desk.
    149 Put messages in your textbooks.
    150 Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
    151 While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly.
    152 Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
    153 Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
    154 Make your id picture hard to read.
    155 . Put staples all over the floor.
    156 If you have the guts, start a food fight. ?
    157 Come in just after the bell every day.
    158 Complain about the food at the school cafeteria.
    159 Pretend like you have only one brain cell.
    160 Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy.
    161 Laugh stupidly. Often.
    162 Talk loudly about your favorite show.
    163 If you can, get the necessary materials to take over the p.a system. Then, play forty minutes of your favorite cd over it. Extra points if you do not get caught.
    164 Play coin football during silent reading time.
    165 . Gather your stuff ten minutes before class ends.
    166 Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.
    167 Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
    168 After everything your teacher says, ask why.
    169 If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
    170 If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
    171 Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
    172 If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
    173 (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
    174 Flick pieces of paper around the class.
    175 When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
    176 Don’t do your Homework.
    177 When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
    178 When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
    179 During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
    180 Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
    181 When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
    182 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
    183 Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
    184 (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
    185 Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
    186 When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in seconds and the bottom.
    187 When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
    188 Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
    189 Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
    190 Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
    191 Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    192 When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
    193 Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
    194 Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
    195 During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
    196 When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    197 When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
    198 Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
    199 Speak like Yoda
    200 Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
    201 Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
    202 Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
    203 Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
    204 Ask if why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
    205 Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
    206 when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them
    207 When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
    208 When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent
    209 If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
    210 Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
    211 Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
    212 Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
    213 Use crayon for important assignments
    214 When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food
    215 Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
    216 Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions
    217 Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
    218 When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
    219 Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
    220. Pretend you are dead.

    Michael and Nikita's Love Theme (Sean Callery)

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    Mohombi - In Your Head

    [Mohombi]
    She's waiting for her man to go to work
    Then calls me on the phone saying he's such a jerk
    I feel like a thief in the day and a thief in the night
    But it's just a fight
    Why why why don't he treat you right
    He should be the one to apologise
    We're going upstairs, get away from the past
    Then the phone rings I hear your husband ask
    "Is someone in the back, who's that who's that who's that who's that"

    [Hook]
    In your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Who's in your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi

    [Mohombi]
    He ain't falling for your lies
    He got a private eye
    But I pass him in the sky
    He's tryna look through your blinds
    What is your report to your man
    Is he really should have listened while he had that chance

    You told him what you like and what you hate
    And now I stole your heart and it's way too late
    You really really didn't have the business
    Now i'm all up all up all up in your business
    Now you know who this is
    Fulfilling all your wishes

    [Hook]
    In your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Who's in your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi

    [Bridge]
    Just say my name right
    Just say my name right
    I feel your pain right
    I feel your pain right

    Told the girl to be quiet quiet
    If they hear your voice they'll be a riot riot
    Your man's outside with them dudes waiting for me
    But I'm gonna stay appeased
    If they wanna wait all day
    All day gonna hears what I play
    Boom boom boom from the bedroom
    Grab your girl and zoom zoom zoom

    [Hook]
    In your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Who's in your head
    In your head
    Mohombi
    Mohombi
    Mohombi


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    Nicole Scherzinger - Pretty

    Nicole Scherzinger gets angry in her new single "Pretty", the latest offering from the upcoming US edition of her debut album 'Killer Love', which after many delays will finally be released stateside in early 2012 via Interscope Records - 'Pretty' is a powerful mid-tempo number produced by Patrick Smith, who's worked with the likes of Britney, or Beyonce. 'Pretty' is certainly different to what Nicole has offered us in the past. It's more R&B/pop, with a catchy hook, and relatable lyrics. I like the fact Nicole keeps trying to crack America as a soloist. Hopefully 'Pretty' will be the one.


    When I was your woman
    And you was my man
    You used to say the sweetest things to me
    But you was always good at that
    You used to tell me I was pretty
    The best that you ever had
    And there was nothing more important to you
    Than being with the perfect ten

    So my, my nails were done
    I had my hair on point
    Got my, my body tight the way you like it boy

    Yes I played the part
    Then you broke my heart
    As if I mean nothing to you
    Can't believe how you made me feel pretty

    Pretty upset
    Pretty broken
    I feel so pretty
    Pretty messed up
    Pretty much done
    Now without your so called pretty
    All in all it pretty messed up
    I don't wanna be pretty no more

    When I was your woman (Whoo)
    And you was my man
    I tried to share my world with you
    But you just did not give a damn
    You just tell me I was pretty

    As if that's all that I am
    It's like you never even knew me
    Or tried to get to know me
    Was just an accessory
    Oh can't believe


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    One Direction - Gotta Be You

    British boyband One Direction select the midtempo "Gotta Be You" as the official second single from their debut studio album "Up All Night" (Syco Music) - So looks like the One Direction boys have decided to slow things down a tad! "Gotta Be You" is a pretty song, it's got much better lyrics than 'WMYB', the production is a bit so-so, but the singing was nice. I'm sure their massive fanbase will get this to #1! The new OD single "Gotta Be You" is set for release on November 13th in the UK.

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    [Liam]
    Girl I see it in your eyes you're disappointed
    'Cause I'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart
    I tore it apart
    And girl what a mess I made upon your innocence
    And no woman in the world deserves this
    But here I am, asking you for one more chance

    [Harry]
    Can we fall, one more time?
    Stop the tape and rewind
    Oh and if you walk away I know I'll fade
    'Cause there is nobody else

    It's gotta be you
    Only you
    It's got to be you
    Oh, Only you

    [Liam]
    Now girl I hear it in your voice and how it trembles
    When you speak to me I don't resemble, who I was
    You've almost had enough
    And your actions speak louder than words
    And you're about to break from all you've heard
    Don't be scared, I ain't going no where

    [Zayn]
    I'll be here, by your side
    No more fears, no more crying

    Neyo - Mad

    "Mad" is a song by American pop/R&B singer Ne-Yo. It is the third single from his album Year of the Gentleman.


    Oooo oooo oooo
    Oooo oooo ummm

    She's staring at me, I'm sitting wondering what she's thinking
    Ummm Nobody's talking, cause' talking just turns into screaming (Oooo)
    And now as I'm yelling over her, she yelling over me,
    all that that means is neither of us are listening,
    and what's even worse, that we don't even remember why we're fighting

    So both of us are mad for nothing (fighting for)
    nothing, (crying for)
    nothing, (oohh)

    When we won't let it go for nothing, (come back for)
    nothing,
    it should be nothing
    to a love like what we got oh baby

    I know sometimes it's gonna rain,
    But baby can we make up now
    cause' I can't sleep through the pain (can't sleep through the pain)
    girl I don't want to go to bed, mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me
    no I don't want to go to bed mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo)

    Umm
    and it gets me upset girl when you're constantly accusing
    (asking questions like you already know)
    we're fighting this war, but baby both of us are losing
    (this ain't the way that love is supposed to go, what happened to working it out?)
    We fall into this place where you ain't backing down, and I ain't backing down,
    so what the hell do we do now?

    So both of us are mad for nothing (fighting for)
    nothing, (crying for)
    nothing... (oohh)

    When we won't let it go for nothing,
    nothing,
    it should be nothing
    to a love like what we got oh baby

    I know sometimes it's gonna rain,
    But baby can we make up now
    cause' I can't sleep through the pain (can't sleep through the pain)
    girl I don't want to go to bed mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me
    no I don't want to go to bed mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo)

    Oh baby this love ain't gone be perfect, (perfect perfect oh no)
    And just how good it's gonna be
    We can fuss and we can fight long as everything is alright between us before we go to sleep...

    Baby we're gonna be...

    Happy.... Baby....

    ohhhh....ohhhh

    I know sometimes it's gonna rain,
    But baby can we make up now
    cause' I can't sleep through the pain (can't sleep through the pain)
    girl I don't want to go to bed mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me
    no I don't want to go to bed mad at you
    and I don't want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo, nooo, noo)



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    Till the end of time

    "End of Time" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles, taken from her 2011 studio album, 4. Initially rumored to be titled "Till the End of Time", a demo of the song leaked online May 20, 2011, giving rise to speculation that the song was a potential follow-up to the lead single, "Run the World (Girls)" (2011) which divided music critics because of the fact that the song samples of Major Lazer's "Pon de Floor" (2009) as well as the aggressiveness with which Knowles delivers the lyrical content of the song. However, "Best Thing I Never Had" was ultimately chosen as the second single off 4. "End of Time" was written by Knowles, Terius Nash, Shea Taylor, and Dave Taylor while production was handled by Knowles, The-Dream, Switch as well as Diplo.

    An uptempo dance song, "End of Time" exhibits the influence of late Fela Kuti, as stated by Knowles, in the sense that the bass line of the song was influenced by the multi-instrumentalist musician and composer. Also displaying elements Afrobeat, the song's instrumentation consists of marching band percussion, drums, and horns. The high energy level provided by these musical instruments have been noted by music critics to have similarities to several Michael Jackson's songs, including "Off the Wall" (1980). "End of Time" has been generally very well received by music critics who have coined it as one of highlights on 4 thanks to the effective melding of its heavy beat and its lyrical content. Some also noted that boldness of Knowles on "End of Time" and praised how the beat manages to the song a catchy one





    Come take my hand
    I won't let you go
    I'll be your friend
    I will love you so, deeply
    I will be the one to kiss you at night
    I will love you until the end of time

    I'll be your ba-by
    And I promise not to let you go
    Love you like cra-zy
    Now say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go

    Take, you away, from here
    It's nothing between us but space, and time
    I'll be your own little star that'll be shining you up
    Or your own little universe making your girl

    Come take my hand
    I won't let you go
    I'll Be your friend
    I will love you so, deeply
    I will be the one to kiss you at night (at night)
    I will love you until the end of time

    I'll be your ba-by
    And I promise not to let you go
    Love you like cra-zy
    Now say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go

    Baby come on get up on it
    Show me that you really want it
    I wanna be the one to love you baby lets go (Whoa)
    Lets go (Whoa)
    I wanna provide this lovin' that your giving,
    I ain frontin in this love but,
    Can you let me love you from your head to toe (Whoa)
    Lets go (Whoa)

    Boy come to me (Come to me)
    Let me turn your rain into sun (Come to me bae)
    You don't have to worry baby (Oh no)
    I promise I'll set your heart free
    Let my love into your soul
    You go, I go, we go, that's all she wrote.

    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Can't you see babe
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    I just wanna love you
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Cant't you see babe
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    Say you'll, say say, say you'll, nev, never
    I just wanna be with you
    I just wanna live for you
    I'll never let you go
    Free your love to me

    Come take my hand
    I wont let you go
    I'll Be your friend
    I will love you so, deeply
    I will be the one to kiss you at night (at night)
    I will love you until the end of time

    I'll be your ba-by
    And I promise not to let you go
    Love you like cra-zy
    Now say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go
    Say you'll never let me go (say)
    Say you'll never let me go

    Start Over

    Start Over" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles taken from her fourth studio album 4 (2011). It was written by Shea Taylor, Knowles and Ester Dean and produced by the first two. The song's development was motivated by the fact that Knowles traveled around the world and experienced different cultures which inspired love and purity inside her. A mid-tempo ballad, "Start Over" finds the protagonist affirming her individuality and expressing her love for a man with whom she attempts to start a relationship all over again. Its instrumentation consists of drums, electric and enticing beats and synthesizers.






    I feel weak, we've been here before
    Cuz I feel we keep going back and forth
    Maybe it's over, maybe we're through
    But I honestly can say
    I still love you

    Maybe we reached the mountain peak
    And there's no more left to climb
    And maybe we lost the magic peace
    And we're both too blind to find

    Let's start over
    Let's give love their wings
    Let's start over
    Stop fighting about the same old thing
    Let's start over
    We can't let our good love die

    Maybe we can start all over
    Give love another life

    I can see that we're not happy here
    So why would we keep pretending that there's nothing there
    Maybe you like it, well I don't
    And maybe you'll settle, well I won't

    Maybe we reached the mountain peak
    Beyonce Start Over lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/beyonce-start-over-lyrics.html
    And there's no more left to climb
    And maybe we lost the magic peace
    And we're both too blind to find

    Let's start over
    Let's give love their wings
    Let's start over
    Stop fighting about the same old thing
    Let's start over
    We can't let our good love die

    Maybe we can start all over
    Give love another life

    I know that this will hurt you
    I know you'll cry
    I know I called you selfish but that's a lie
    I feel I know what's the best for us

    Let's start over!
    Let's give love the wings
    Let's start over
    I'm tired of fighting 'bout the same old thing
    Let's start over
    We both know that this love won't die

    Maybe we can start over
    Give love another life

    Party

    "Party" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles featuring American rapper André 3000, taken up from the former's fourth studio album, 4 (2011). It was composed by Kanye West, Jeff Bhasker, Beyoncé Knowles, André Lauren Benjamin, Dexter Mills, Douglas Davis and Ricky Walters. The album version of the song was lined up for a release to urban radios in August 2011. However, its release was scrapped in favor of "Countdown", which was serviced as the third US mainstream single, on October 4, 2011.

    A midtempo R&B song, "Party" exhibits elements of the 1980s funk and soul music, and samples the 1985 song "La Di Da Di". It recalls the work of New Edition and Prince, among others. Built on a 808-retro beat, multi-tracked harmonies, and a smooth groove, the song's instrumentation includes slow-bouncing synthesizers, keyboard tones, and drums. Lyrically, "Party" features Knowles as the female protagonist in the mood for some loving as she references to a get-together. In his rap verses, André 3000 references milk and gets philosophical about his own career. "Party" is currently nominated for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration at the 54th Grammy Awards.






    You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh
    We got the swag so she drippin’ swagoo
    You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh
    We got the swag so she drippin’ swagoo

    I may be young, but I'm ready
    To give you all my love
    I told my girls you can get it
    Don't slow it down, just let it go

    So in love
    I'd give it all away
    Just don't tell nobody tomorrow
    So tonight,
    I'll do it every way
    Cause knockin' til the morning light

    Cause we like to party, hey hey hey
    Cause we like to party, hey hey hey
    Cause we like to party

    Your touch is driving me crazy
    I can't explain the way I feel
    Tuck down with the radio on
    And the night belong to us
    Just hold me close, don't let me go

    So in love
    I don't care what they say
    I don't care if they talking tomorrow
    Cause tonight's the night
    That I give you everything
    Music knockin' 'til the morning light

    Set the scene, three thousand degrees
    Ain’t worried ’bout them f-ck niggas over there, but they worried ’bout me
    I got a homeboy named Butta and another homeboy, that nigga named Cheese
    Fuck wit’ me baby, I make it milk ’til it drip down yo’ knees
    Spit this shit fo’ rillo, brain brillo
    Kiddo say he looks up to me, this just makes me feel old
    Never thought that we could become someone else’s hero
    Man, we were just in the food court, eating our gyro
    Yesterday, that’s the way, every single mornin’ I try to pray
    Grandmom ‘n them, they never forgot, and nothin’ else really mean nuttin’ to me
    I ain’t stuntin’ to beat, talkin’ to me?
    Girl, why you f-ckin’ wit’ me? Move on, ain’t nuttin’ to see
    Pssh, always somethin’ to salt, I’m the raw, off the rip
    ‘Cause of him, all of them, will remem, ber the men
    And that they fell in love with rap, black like havin’ your cousin back
    Blue like when that rent is due, cream like when I’m lovin’ you

    So in love
    I'd give it all away
    Just don't tell nobody tomorrow
    Cause tonight's the night
    That I give you everything
    Music knockin' 'til the morning light

    Cause we like to party, hey hey hey
    Cause we like to party, hey hey hey
    Cause we like to party

    You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh
    We got the swag so she drippin’ swagoo
    You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh
    We got the swag so she drippin’ swagoo

    Love on Top

    "Love on Top" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles from her fourth studio album 4 (2011). It was written by Knowles, Terius Nash and Shea Taylor; and production was handled by Knowles and Taylor. Knowles took inspiration from her state of mind while playing Etta James. A throw-back to the 1980s music, the up-tempo R&B song exhibits similar styles of Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Anita Baker, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross and The Jackson 5. While incorporating six key changes, Knowles also adopts her high range when repeating the song's chorus towards the end of the song. She sings about a man who she can always call, even after facing grief and hard work, finally earning his love and respect.

    "Love on Top"'s musical composition, as well as Knowles' vocals and versatility, surprised critics. In July 2011, the song charted at number three for three consecutive weeks in South Korea. Knowles also sang "Love on Top" at 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, announcing her pregnancy at the end of her live performance. This caused the upsurge of the song on to several charts worldwide. It appeared at number 75 in the United Kingdom and at number 14 in New Zealand. The song also debuted at number 20 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart, becoming the second highest debut of Knowles' career as a solo artist. It has so far peaked at number 20 in Australia and was certified platinum by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA).







    Bring the beat in!

    Honey, honey
    I can see the stars all the way from here
    Can't you see the glow on the window pane?
    I can feel the sun whenever you're near
    Every time you touch me I just melt away

    Now everybody asks me why I'm smiling out from ear to ear (They say love hurts)
    But I know (It's gonna take a little work)
    Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it after fighting through my tears
    And finally you put me first

    Baby it's you.
    You're the one I love.
    You're the one I need.
    You're the only one I see.
    Come on baby it's you.

    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I can always call.
    When I need you make everything stop.
    Finally you put my love on top.

    Ooh! Come on baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    You put my love on top.
    Ooh oooh! Come on baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    My love on top.
    My love on top.

    Come on baby
    I can hear the wind whipping past my face.
    As we dance the night away.
    Boy your lips taste like a night of champagne.
    As I kiss you again, and again, and again and again.

    Now everybody asks me why I'm smiling out from ear to ear (They say love hurts)
    But I know (It's gonna take a little work)
    Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it after fighting through my tears.
    And finally you put me first.

    Baby it's you.
    You're the one I love.
    You're the one I need.
    You're the only one I see.
    Come on baby it's you.
    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I can always call.
    When I need you make everything stop.
    Finally you put my love on top.

    Oh! Baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    You put my love on top.
    Oh Oh! Come on baby.
    You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
    My love on top.

    Baby it's you.
    You're the one I love.
    You're the one I need.
    You're the only thing I see.
    Come on baby it's you.
    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I can always call.
    When I need you baby everything stops.
    Finally you put my love on top.

    Baby, you're the one I love.
    Baby, you're all I need.
    You're the only one I see.
    Come on baby it's you.
    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I can always call.
    When I need you everything stops.
    Finally you put my love on top

    Baby.
    'Cause you're the one that I love.
    Baby you're the one that I need.
    You're the only man I see.
    Baby baby it's you.
    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I always call.
    When I need you everything stops.
    Finally you put my love on top

    Baby.
    'Cause you're the one that I love.
    Baby you're the one that I need.
    You're the only one I see.
    Baby, baby, it's you.
    You're the one that gives your all.
    You're the one I always call.
    When I need you everything stops.
    Finally you put my love on top

    I was here

    "I Was Here" is a song by American singer Beyoncé Knowles, taken from her fourth studio album, 4 (2011). It was written by Diane Warren, while production was handled by Ryan Tedder, Brent Kutzle, and Kuk Harrell; Knowles is credited on the vocal production. "I Was Here" is a reflective ballad, in which Knowles vulnerably reviews her past, wanting to leave an impact on the world before her life comes to an end. The song's development was motivated by the September 11 terrorist attacks in the United States.

    "I Was Here" garnered both positive and negative reviews from music critics, most of whom criticized the song's inclusion on the track-listing of the album and expressed discomfort about Knowles worrying about her legacy and wanting to leave an impact on the world, given that she was still below thirty years of age when she recorded this "career song", as described by Warren. Critics, nevertheless, favored Knowles' vocal performance on the song, which is complemented by piano keys and heavy drum beats.








    I wanna leave my footprints on the sands of time
    Know there was something that, and something that I left behind
    When I leave this world, I'll leave no regrets
    Leave something to remember, so they won't forget

    I was here...
    I lived, I loved
    I was here...
    I did, I've done everything that I wanted
    And it was more than I thought it would be
    I will leave my mark so everyone will know
    I was here...

    I want to say I lived each day, until I died
    And know that I meant something in, somebody's life
    The hearts I have touched, will be the proof that I lived
    That I made a difference, and this world will see

    I was here...
    I lived, I loved
    I was here...
    I did, I've done everything that I wanted
    And it was more than I thought it would be
    I will leave my mark so everyone will know

    I was here...
    I lived, I loved
    I was here...
    I did, I've done everything that I wanted
    And it was more than I thought it would be
    I will leave my mark so everyone will know
    I was here...

    I just want them to know
    That I gave my all, did my best
    Brought someone to happiness
    Left this world a little better just because...

    I was here...

    I was here...
    I lived, I loved
    I was here...
    I did, I've done everything that I wanted
    And it was more than I thought it would be
    I wanna leave my mark so everyone will know
    I was here...
    I lived (I lived), I loved
    I was here...
    I did (I did), I've done
    I was here
    I lived (I lived), I loved (I loved)
    I was here... (oh)
    I did, I've done

    I was here...

    I Miss You

    "I Miss You" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles, taken from her fourth studio album, 4 (2011). It was written by Knowles, Frank Ocean and Shea Taylor while production was handled by Knowles and Taylor. The song's development was motivated the fact that Knowles wanted to focus on songs being classics, songs that would last, and songs that she could sing when she becomes old. A mid-paced R&B ballad, "I Miss You" is influenced by the ballads of the 1980s. Its instrumentation consists essentially of synthesizers and keyboards. "I Miss You" finds Knowles, as the protagonist, thinking deeply over her relationship with her love interest from whom she parted; however, she still pines for him and feels self-conscious for doing so.







    I thought that things like this get better with time
    But I still need you, why is that?
    You're the only image in my mind
    So I still see you... around

    I miss you, like everyday
    Wanna be with you, but you're away
    Said I miss you, missing you insane
    But if I got with you, could it feel the same?

    Words don't ever seem to come out right
    But I still mean them, why is that?
    It hurts my pride to tell you how I feel
    But I still need to, why is that?

    I miss you, like everyday
    Wanna be with you, but you're away
    I said I miss you, missing you insane
    But if I got with you, could it feel the same?

    It don't matter who you are
    It's so simple, a feeling
    But it's everything
    No matter who you love
    It is so simple, a feeling
    But it's everything

    I miss you, like everyday
    Wanna be with you, but you're away
    I said I miss you, missing you insane
    But if I got with you, could it feel the same?

    It don't matter who you are
    It's so simple, a feeling
    But it's everything
    No matter who you love
    It is so simple, a feeling
    But it's everything

    I care

    "I Care" is a song by American recording artist Beyoncé Knowles, taken from her fourth studio album, 4 (2011). It was written by Knowles, Jeff Bhasker and Chad Hugo while production was handled by Knowles and Bhasker. The song was recorded at the MSR Studios and was mixed by Jordan Young aka DJ Swivel at KMA Studio in New York City. "I Care" is an R&B power ballad, which also contains elements of soul music and rock music. Built on a hand-clapped rhythm and pulsating beats, the song's instrumentation consists of screeching guitars, low-profile synthesizers, pounding drums, heavy percussion instrument, and a piano. In "I Care", Knowles admits her vulnerability to her indifferent love interest with both honesty and power. She sings with heartfelt emotion over cooing background vocals and scats alongside a multi-octave guitar solo towards the end of the song.







    I told you how you hurt me, baby
    But you don't care
    Now I'm crying and deserted, baby
    But you don't care
    Ain't nobody tell me this is love
    But you're immune to all my pain
    I need you to tell me this is love
    You don't care. Well, that's okay

    Well, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (la la la la)
    Oh, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (ah) (la la la la)

    Ever since you knew your power
    You made me cry
    And now everytime our love goes sour
    You won't sympathize
    You see these tears falling down to my ears
    I swear you like when I'm in pain
    I try to tell you all my fears
    You still don't care. That's okay

    Well, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (la la la la)
    Oh, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (ah) (la la la la)

    Boy, maybe if you care enough
    I wouldn't have to care so much
    What happened to our trust?
    Now you just givin' up
    You used to be so in love
    Now you don't care no more

    Well, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (la la la la)
    Oh, I care
    I know you don't care too much
    But I still care (la la la la) baby (la la la la)
    I still care
    I still care
    I still care (ah)

    Best thing i never had

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    "Best Thing I Never Had' is the official second single by R&B star Beyonce from her upcoming album '4' which will hit stores on June 28th, 2011. Its a powerful piano-driven ballad in which Beyonce 'thanks God' she didn't end up with a guy that didn't deserve her.








    What goes around comes back around, hey! (my baby),
    What goes around comes back around, hey! (my baby),
    I say what goes around comes back around, hey! (my baby),
    What goes around comes back around...

    There was a time
    I thought, that you did everything right,
    No lies, no wrong,
    Boy I must have been out of my mind,
    So when I think of the time that I almost loved you,
    You showed your ass and I, I saw the real you!

    Thank God you blew it,
    Thank God I dodged the bullet,
    I'm so over you
    So baby go lookin' out!

    [Chorus]
    I wanted you bad,
    I'm so through with it,
    'Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    You turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    And I'm gon' always be the best thing you never had,
    Oh yeah, I bet it sucks to be you right now!

    So sad, you're hurt,
    Boo hoo, oh did you expect me to care?
    You don't deserve my tears,
    I guess that's why they ain't there,
    When I think that there was a time that I almost loved you,
    You showed your ass and baby yes I saw the real you!

    Thank God you blew it,
    Oh thank God I dodged the bullet,
    I'm so over you,
    Baby go lookin' out!

    [Chorus]
    I wanted you bad,
    I'm so through with it,
    'Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    I say, you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    Hmm and I'll never be the best thing you never had,
    Oh baby I bet it sucks to be you right now!

    I know you want me back,
    It's time to face the facts
    That I'm the one that's got away,
    Lord knows that it would take another place, another time, another world, another life,
    Thank God I found the good in goodbye!

    [Chorus]
    Oh I used to want you so bad!
    I'm so through with it,
    'Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    Oh you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    And I will always be the best thing you never had,
    Ouhh best thing you never had!

    I used to want you so bad!
    I'm so through with it,
    'Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    Oh you turned out to be the best thing I never had,
    Ouh I'll never be the best thing you never had,
    Ohh baby, I bet it sucks to be you right now!

    (What goes around comes back around),
    (What goes around comes back around),
    I bet it sucks to be you right now,
    (What goes around comes back around),
    I bet it sucks to be you right now,
    (What goes around comes back around),
    I bet it sucks to be you right now.